Why did the chicken cross the road?

[Fluffy Lambs]

These cartoons were from the 80's mostly, but good humor never gets old...
Unlike other things from that era, like shoulder pads and perms!

My grandmother is a hair dresser and she has a lot older clients, that's like all she ever does is perms

 

[LadiesAndJane]

My grandmother is a hair dresser and she has a lot older clients, that's like all she ever does is perms

This is the back in the day when people in their 20s were getting perms.
Big hair was in back then!
Now I just keep my hair short and don’t bother with much of anything.

Photo from the internet.

 

[Everose]

This is the back in the day when people in their 20s were getting perms.
Big hair was in back then!
Now I just keep my hair short and don’t bother with much of anything.
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Photo from the internet.

Ooh, I wish I was a teen back in the 80s I would've had the hugest hair.

 

[Isadora]

Ooh, I wish I was a teen back in the 80s I would've had the hugest hair.

You can have huge hair now. There is such a thing as hairspray.

 

[Everose]

You can have huge hair now. There is such a thing as hairspray.

My hair is straight as a rail, if I try to curl it the curls fall within minutes. I do love having really full hair though, I only style in the wintertime when the humidity isn't gonna screw it up

 

[LadiesAndJane]

My hair is straight as a rail, if I try to curl it the curls fall within minutes. I do love having really full hair though, I only style in the wintertime when the humidity isn't gonna screw it up

Well, you could still get a perm…

 

[Everose]

Well, you could still get a perm…

I'm too scared. I would like to see myself with one though

 

[LadiesAndJane]

I'm too scared. I would like to see myself with one though

There’s probably an app for that!

 

[Fluffy Lambs]

This is the back in the day when people in their 20s were getting perms.
Big hair was in back then!
Now I just keep my hair short and don’t bother with much of anything.
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Photo from the internet.

Lol my hair looks like that just normal I look like a Barbie when I un-braid it

 

[sweaterthebroodyrooster]

1.) A chicken is pecking around, about 20 feat away from the left side of the road.

2.) A bird, flying about 20 feat high and 10 feet away from the right side of the road suddenly decides to lay an egg in midair.

3.) Said chicken sees the egg falling and runs across the road to eat it.

4.) The bird looks back, and sighs, "Well that was a waste of a egg, wasn't it."

5.) The chicken suddenly has to lay her own egg, and dashes across back to the other side.

6.) She can't make it to her coop, and lays the egg mid-run, and doesn't know that she cracked it while running.

7.) She happily goes to eat some more chicken food, and leaves the egg, never to see it again.

8.) The bird is passing back over, and sees the leaking egg on the ground.

9.) The bird lands and quickly eats the egg.

10.) The chicken strolls back out of the coop, and sees the bird eating the egg. She sighs and thinks, "What a waste of a egg. Oh well." and she happily goes back to pecking.

There you go. Why the chicken crossed the road twice.

Oh my gosh, one of the best answers yet.

These cartoons were from the 80's mostly, but good humor never gets old...
Unlike other things from that era, like shoulder pads and perms!

I loved them, thank you so much for sharing them! I've had quite a few perms lol.

You can have huge hair now. There is such a thing as hairspray.

I have never been able to use hairspray without getting "huge" hair, it's just never the stylish kind.

I'm too scared. I would like to see myself with one though

You should get one! They are a ton of fun. You could get one that's for a lose curl if your scared.