No jokes at my expense!
seriously, I get strange phone calls, and not just when I work help line, though i could tell you some strange stories from there
last night, about 10:30, someone called me, and it came up " private caller" Well a good friend keeps her number permanently blocked because she has a stalker, and 10:30 was about the time she gets home on Friday evenings. For her privacy I will call my friend Sarah, instead of using her real name.
I picked up the phone and the conversation went like this.
Me (excitedly): "Sarah! How did finals go?!"
and this hoarse scratchy female voice comes on
" oh things are all right"
concerned, since her voice sounded so horse i said
Me: " honey are you ok? You sound awful"
Voice: "oh i guess, but i need you to do me a favor"
me: "sure"
voice: "Say oooooooo" (in a sexy way)
me: "What?"
voice: " say oooo"
me: "why?"
voice: "just say it"
me: "not until you tell me what's going on"
voice: " oh come on..? ok then say ooohhhhhh"
me: "sarah...? Wait this isn't sarah is this? who is this? This isn't sarah!"
voice: "uh..... stracy?"
me: "no.... i'm not stacy"
voice: "oh uh... well can YOU do me a favor and say oooooo?"
me : "NO!"
voice: "oh" CLICK and the hoarse lady hangs up
seriously, I get strange phone calls, and not just when I work help line, though i could tell you some strange stories from there
last night, about 10:30, someone called me, and it came up " private caller" Well a good friend keeps her number permanently blocked because she has a stalker, and 10:30 was about the time she gets home on Friday evenings. For her privacy I will call my friend Sarah, instead of using her real name.
I picked up the phone and the conversation went like this.
Me (excitedly): "Sarah! How did finals go?!"
and this hoarse scratchy female voice comes on
" oh things are all right"
concerned, since her voice sounded so horse i said
Me: " honey are you ok? You sound awful"
Voice: "oh i guess, but i need you to do me a favor"
me: "sure"
voice: "Say oooooooo" (in a sexy way)
me: "What?"
voice: " say oooo"
me: "why?"
voice: "just say it"
me: "not until you tell me what's going on"
voice: " oh come on..? ok then say ooohhhhhh"
me: "sarah...? Wait this isn't sarah is this? who is this? This isn't sarah!"
voice: "uh..... stracy?"
me: "no.... i'm not stacy"
voice: "oh uh... well can YOU do me a favor and say oooooo?"
me : "NO!"
voice: "oh" CLICK and the hoarse lady hangs up
