Why isn't there a chicken addict forum?

[AllenK RGV]

Hi I'm Allen and I'm a chicken addict.

I am capable of spending 2 months of gas in the tank for them if I spot the "right" one. I haven't crossed the line to where I will spend our eating money on them but am still engaged in the "habit". @RUNuts @aart @penny1960 @lazy gardener there is no methadone program for this.... ideas?

 

[AllenK RGV]

Oh, and my roosts are only half full atm. I know that shows much restraint on my part, but still the call for more is always eating at the back of my mind!

 

[sourland]

There is a 12 step program, but it consists of 12 ways and justifications for increasing your flock.

 

[CCUK]

Oh, and my roosts are only half full atm. I know that shows much restraint on my part, but still the call for more is always eating at the back of my mind!

There is no such thing as 'only one more chicken'!
They are addictive. I think it's because they are so much fun!

 

[AllenK RGV]

There is a 12 step program, but it consists of 12 ways and justifications for increasing your flock.

It needs to include 12 reasons why your behavior is acceptable to your spouse for acquiring more.

 

[AllenK RGV]

Step one- the chicken eat so much grass think of how much energy we are saving by having them....

 

[sourland]

Step 2 - I can provide all of our relatives with healthy, flavorful eggs.

 

[CCUK]

Step one- the chicken eat so much grass think of how much energy we are saving by having them....

By not mowing the lawn!!

 

[pennyJo1960]

Hey it is early need to get chicken feed and dog food, milk, coffee
cannot be to glib but have three coops so may have a affliction

 

[sourland]

Step 3 - Have you noticed how the tick, spider and insect population has decreased.