Why oh why must my dog be disgusting!

[FlockEweFarm]

The psychotic, poop on the front porch, then eat it and puke it on the front steps, bird dog, has now managed to out disgust me, and I have seen and dealt with two week old dead bodies left out in the Arizona heat! She managed to get skunked a few days ago, and if that was not bad enough, she then managed to get ahold of a fly bag, full of puetrifying butric acid, and after she ate part of the contents of the bag,

she then rolled in what was left so that she reeks of a combination of skunk and rotting dead body. When she runs out of the yard when I open the gate to let in the ex at the end of the day, I try locking it behind her, but she always manages to get back in!!

 

[The Chicken Lady]

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Hee hee. Dogs drool, cats rule.

 

[henrysue]

Just took my dog to the beach. He smelled something dead about 100 yards upwind and took after it in a full sprint, and then started rolling. The wind was blowing so hard I felt I was running in slow motion to get to him, and I knew my yelling wasn't doing any good. I finally got him away, and then on the way back to the car he took after it again. I had to drive home with the windows wide open and he went straight into the bathtub when we got home (too cold to wash outside). The smell ranked in disgustingness equal with rolling on a dead cat and me seeing the cow poop alive with maggots that he was feasting on.

 

[jaybme]

Sorry to be a city dweller ( well, suburban), but what is a honey wagon?

 

[Wolf-Kim]

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It's the truck that carries the contents of porter-potties and septic tanks.......

So basically the "leakage" mentioned was "human leakage".....

-Kim

 

[Ellie_NY_chick]

I was about to get up and get a snack... I think I'll pass.

I thought my dogs were bad for trying to steal the fresh "cookies" out of the cat box!

 

[jaybme]

Ok NASTY! I have seen a lot of yuck, but that takes the cake- or worse!
Thanks for the clarification...

 

[ccrecelius]

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It's the truck that carries the contents of porter-potties and septic tanks.......

So basically the "leakage" mentioned was "human leakage".....

-Kim

LOL I wanted to ask the same question. I had never heard it called that before!!!!!! N A S T Y !!!!!

 

[Wolf-Kim]

I never heard the term before. I googled it..

-Kim

 

[LinckHillPoultry]

I have a poodle that when he was younger, he used to go eat the horse poo. Now, picture a perfectly white poodle... and now picture an almost perfectly white poodle but with a brown unremovable stain around his mouth. Even after he goes to the groomer and gets baths it doesn't come off!

I have a bedlington terrier that sneaks off every time someone turns their back on them and heads off to the parrot room and sticks his head in the trays of their cages and licks the newspaper in them clean. Yuck.

Also, my new puppy, which I found out is 1/4 boxer, 1/4 black lab, 1/4 cocker spaniel, and 1/4 something else, loves to attempt to eat goose droppings whenever he goes out to go potty.

It's just a typical dog. Anything that looks and smells gross is a delicacy for them.