Why the chicken crossed the road....

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Cheekon, Mar 7, 2008.

  1. Cheekon

    Cheekon Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jan 26, 2008
    NY
    This question was answered by.......




    KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side.



    PLATO: For the greater good.



    ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.


    CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone

    before.



    MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens

    will be free to cross roads without having their motives called

    into question.



    MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken,

    "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the

    road, and there was much rejoicing.




    RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat,

    the chicken did NOT cross the road.


    JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean,

    why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, What the heck was this

    chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?".


    BILL GATES: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which

    will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important

    documents, and balance your cheque book.



    OLIVER STONE: The question is not, "Why did the chicken cross the

    road?" Rather, it is, "Who was crossing the road at the same time,

    whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?"



    DARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally

    selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to

    cross roads.



    EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved

    beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.


    COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?
     
  2. ilovemychickies

    ilovemychickies Chillin' With My Peeps

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  3. Scrambled Egg

    Scrambled Egg Flock Mistress

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  4. Biddy

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    I thought it was to prove to the possum it could be done.
     
  5. Wildsky

    Wildsky Wild Egg!

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  6. lacyloo

    lacyloo Cooped Up

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  7. Telamon

    Telamon Chillin' With My Peeps

    May 31, 2010
    I have no idea.
    Here's a good one.


    Micheal Jackson: I don't care, just beat it!
     
  8. dappertophatter

    dappertophatter Chillin' With My Peeps

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