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Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by WriterofWords, Feb 2, 2009.

  1. WriterofWords

    WriterofWords Has Fainting Chickens

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    Why, Why, Why!
    >
    > Why do we press harder on a
    > remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead?
    >
    >
    > Why do banks charge a fee
    > on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there
    > is not enough money?

    >
    > Why does someone
    > believe you when you say
    > there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say
    > the paint is still wet?
    >
    > Why doesn't Tarzan have
    > a beard?
    >
    > Why does Superman stop
    > bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver
    > at him?
    >
    >
    > Why do Kamikaze pilots wear
    > helmets?
    >
    >
    > Whose idea was it to put an
    > 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

    >
    > If people evolved from
    > apes,
    > why are there still apes?
    >

    >
    > Why is it that no matter
    > what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
    >
    > Is there ever a day that
    > mattresses
    > are not on sale?
    >
    > Why do people constantly
    > return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to
    > eat will have materialized?
    >
    >
    > Why do people keep running
    > over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then
    > reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give
    > the vacuum one more chance
    >
    > Why is it that no plastic
    > bag will open from the end on your first try?

    > How do those dead bugs get
    > into those enclosed light fixtures?

    > When we are in the
    > supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart
    > then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's
    > all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why
    > don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you
    > watch where you're going?'
    >

    >
    > Why is it that whenever you
    > attempt to catch something that's falling off the table
    > you always manage to knock something else over?
    >
    >
    >
    > In winter why do we try to
    > keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we
    > complained about the heat?
    >
    >
    > How come you never hear
    > father-in-law jokes?
    >
    >
     
  2. Run-A-Muck Ranch

    Run-A-Muck Ranch Chillin' With My Peeps

    HAHAAH
    love these....
     
  3. Pumpkinpup

    Pumpkinpup Poultry Princess

    Jul 16, 2008
    North-West Georgia
    [​IMG] Good questions!
     

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