Why, Why, Why!
>
> Why do we press harder on a
> remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead?
>
>
> Why do banks charge a fee
> on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there
> is not enough money?
>
> Why does someone
> believe you when you say
> there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say
> the paint is still wet?
>
> Why doesn't Tarzan have
> a beard?
>
> Why does Superman stop
> bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver
> at him?
>
>
> Why do Kamikaze pilots wear
> helmets?
>
>
> Whose idea was it to put an
> 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
>
> If people evolved from
> apes,
> why are there still apes?
>
>
> Why is it that no matter
> what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
>
> Is there ever a day that
> mattresses
> are not on sale?
>
> Why do people constantly
> return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to
> eat will have materialized?
>
>
> Why do people keep running
> over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then
> reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give
> the vacuum one more chance
>
> Why is it that no plastic
> bag will open from the end on your first try?
> How do those dead bugs get
> into those enclosed light fixtures?
> When we are in the
> supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart
> then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's
> all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why
> don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you
> watch where you're going?'
>
>
> Why is it that whenever you
> attempt to catch something that's falling off the table
> you always manage to knock something else over?
>
>
>
> In winter why do we try to
> keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we
> complained about the heat?
>
>
> How come you never hear
> father-in-law jokes?
>
>
>
> Why do we press harder on a
> remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead?
>
>
> Why do banks charge a fee
> on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there
> is not enough money?
>
> Why does someone
> believe you when you say
> there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say
> the paint is still wet?
>
> Why doesn't Tarzan have
> a beard?
>
> Why does Superman stop
> bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver
> at him?
>
>
> Why do Kamikaze pilots wear
> helmets?
>
>
> Whose idea was it to put an
> 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
>
> If people evolved from
> apes,
> why are there still apes?
>
>
> Why is it that no matter
> what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
>
> Is there ever a day that
> mattresses
> are not on sale?
>
> Why do people constantly
> return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to
> eat will have materialized?
>
>
> Why do people keep running
> over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then
> reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give
> the vacuum one more chance
>
> Why is it that no plastic
> bag will open from the end on your first try?
> How do those dead bugs get
> into those enclosed light fixtures?
> When we are in the
> supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart
> then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's
> all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why
> don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you
> watch where you're going?'
>
>
> Why is it that whenever you
> attempt to catch something that's falling off the table
> you always manage to knock something else over?
>
>
>
> In winter why do we try to
> keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we
> complained about the heat?
>
>
> How come you never hear
> father-in-law jokes?
>
>
