wierd questions

[Crickett]

Because you are half asleep and not expecting it to be there.



Why does my baby banty rooster look so darn cute when he is trying to crow?

 

[DragonHatcher]

Because baby-anythings always look cute!

Why are my two favorite phrases "proverbial conquest" and slumgullian?

 

[Ec_Prokta]

Because no one can understand them.

Sir or Madam, are you all right? Do you need medical resistance?

 

[Crickett]

no, I was just napping!


Were you trying to de-rail this thread?

 

[Chicks_N_Horses]

Sure I was.

Why can't I get off BYC and go to bed?

 

[Crickett]

Because you are truly a BYC addict!



Will my DH ever give in about the goats?

 

[Nupine]

Yes because he is secretly obsessed with them!

Why do I drink 4-6 servings of chocolate milk and 1-2 servings of white milk, plus 1-2 serving of ice cream, and commonly cheese and sour cream and lots of butter every day?

 

[Crickett]

You were a calf in a previous life.


Why aren't my carpentry skills up to scratch?

 

[DragonHatcher]

**tut tut** You need to practice more

Why is my little Sauron so evil?

 

[FlockMama]

because it was a born trouble maker

why can't I go to any other website then byc?