wierd questions

Because you are half asleep and not expecting it to be there.



Why does my baby banty rooster look so darn cute when he is trying to crow?
 
Because baby-anythings always look cute!
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Why are my two favorite phrases "proverbial conquest" and slumgullian?
 
Because no one can understand them.

Sir or Madam, are you all right? Do you need medical resistance?
 
Yes because he is secretly obsessed with them!

Why do I drink 4-6 servings of chocolate milk and 1-2 servings of white milk, plus 1-2 serving of ice cream, and commonly cheese and sour cream and lots of butter every day?
 

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