wierd questions

[chickenbottom]

maybe its an old fashioned printer.....


why cant chickens talk?

 

[Fruit Juice]

Because they probably aren't smart eneough...
Why am I sad right now?

 

[Featherwisp]

Cause you cant find that chocolate bar you have been saving.

Why wont that song bird out of my window SHUT UP?

(FYI its been trilling continuously for 2 hours now)

 

[Fruit Juice]

Because it just wants to annoy you.

Why do chicks like spagetti?

 

[MaggieRae]

Tastes like snake. (hence, practice for the future)

When will it stop raining?!?

 

[Crickett]

When the clouds dry out.


Why do my chickens think an open door is an invitation to come and visit?

 

[Goat_Walker]

They believe them selves to be rulers of the universe and to have the ability to invited themselves any where and everywhere.


Do you think a nail file could be used as a shaver?

 

[Fruit Juice]

Doubt it.

Why do I like cheese?

 

[havi]

Cause Green Bay are the cheese heads.

Why do cats sleeps 19 hours a day?

 

[JenEric Farms]

because they can

Why can't I stop buying hatching eggs?