wierd questions

[crait]

Same reason I have to mow the lawn twice in one day- People tell you to do it.

How is it that I can fly?

 

[Iowa Roo Mom]

Because you have green wings, silly!


Why do I want so many chickens?

 

[Birdgirl]

because you are a pack rat.

(No one tells me to do it Im the MOM)
But why do I have to do it?

 

[christyware]

Your the Mom. Why are Men afraid to change a Baby's dirty Diaper?

 

[redstars]

Because We know whats in it!
Why did the cow jump over the moon?

 

[Crickett]

She wanted to be an astronaut!


Why can't I retire now when I'm young enough to do the stuff I want to do?

 

[chicken_angler]

Cause they told us we cant!


Why aren't us kids not allowed to drive?

 

[Nicola]

cause our reflexes arent fast enough

Why Do chickens like shiney things

 

[crait]

Because they need all the metal they can get for their spaceship that they're making.

Why do chickens eat the stuff growing between my toes?

 

[Nicola]

Quote:
cause they like toe jam

Why are the chickens building a space ship