Wild Survival

[Gerbil]

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How do we grind the meat for the sausage? Nah, you may finish severing the head *Shivers*.

you can either smack it 2800 times exactly with 2 sticks, or you can chop it up very little with you knife.

Who has a little knife? Not that I need one, I'd rather watch you smack it 2800 times.

 

[EE lover:)]

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you can either smack it 2800 times exactly with 2 sticks, or you can chop it up very little with you knife.

Who has a little knife? Not that I need one, I'd rather watch you smack it 2800 times.

i has a pocket knife, if that'll work.

 

[crazyaboutchickens]

*starts scraping the meat off the boar skin*

*starts tanning it*

*eats a dinner of roast boar garnished with wild onions*

*starts drying the rest of the dogteeth*

*sharpens his knife*

*fashions a bowl out of a log of wood*

*leaves the head there, hoping to catch a bear or something*

*starts working on chopsticks*

*cleans out the boar intestines in the stream*

* cuts a peice, tying off one end with dogbane cordage*

*fills the intestine with water and the stomach in, digestive juices incuded*

*ties off the other end*

*starts on a drying rack*

*finishes drying rack*

*starts smoking rack*

*finishes smoking rack*

*starts smoking some peices of boar*

*continues on the dogbane cordage*

*starts on a basket of raspberry canes*

*finishes basket*

*starts boiling wood*

*chips up a branch, putting it in a pocket*

*starts making stone ax*

*finishes ax*

*starts making an atlatl*

*finishes atlatl and spears*

*starts on darts and blowgun*

*finishes darts and blowgun*

*harvests some pine needles*

* keeps on working throughout the night finally falling asleep in the morning.....

 

[iluvsedward]

Jeez crazy..

 

[Gerbil]

With Crazy here, why can't I have a hot tub? Or a refreshing smoothie of some sort?

*Complains*

 

[iluvsedward]

*finds huge fallen down tree*
*starts carving depression in tree with a large sharp rock*
*finishes carving*
*fills the large bathtub-shaped hole with fire-heated water*
violla, a heated bathtub!

 

[Gerbil]

*Claps*

 

[iluvsedward]

now, I'll need some ice from the river, some goat milk, and some wild rasberrys or blueberrys

 

[crazyaboutchickens]

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Sometimes i feel like hoarding it all to myself because sometimes, some *humans* are ungrateful. Or maybe i'll just let another bear break everything in camp like i did on purpose a couple of pages past.

 

[crazyaboutchickens]

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Wut?