Wild Survival

[Gerbil]

Quote:
"We are not alone!? We are saved!!!"

The others are also lost.

"Oh... Well"

*Looks sad*

"I was just about to release my new book, Gone Like my Chicken.

 

[crazyaboutchickens]

Quote:
hey cr9! what we doing next?

 

[Gerbil]

Quote:
"We are not alone!? We are saved!!!"

*pops behind gerbil*

we are?!?!?! then we must flee!!!

*starts stuffing things in his backpack*

"We are not it seems"

 

[crazyaboutchickens]

Quote:
*pops behind gerbil*

we are?!?!?! then we must flee!!!

*starts stuffing things in his backpack*

"We are not it seems"

Ah thats nice, now make yourself useful and make a fire!

 

[Gerbil]

Quote:
"We are not it seems"

Ah thats nice, now make yourself useful and make a fire!

"Alright then!"

*Makes self useful by attempting to light fire*

 

[crazyaboutchickens]

Quote:
Ah thats nice, now make yourself useful and make a fire!

"Alright then!"

*Makes self useful by attempting to light fire*

*watches gerbil while chipping hickory*

 

[Gerbil]

*Poof*

*Fire!*

"I HAVE MASTERED THE ART OF FLAME!!"

 

[crazyaboutchickens]

Quote:
Great, now could you please gather the seven poisons of the forest please?

 

[Gerbil]

Quote:
Great, now could you please gather the seven poisons of the forest please?

As in the plants? Mushrooms? Other?

(I gotta go)

 

[crazyaboutchickens]

Quote:
Great, now could you please gather the seven poisons of the forest please?

As in the plants? Mushrooms? Other?

fly agaric, Belladonna, pokeweed, yew, dogbane, fools parsley, and autumn crocus, okay?