Wild Survival

[crazyaboutchickens]

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Bullets aren't meant to digest! You know how they find all sorts in shark stomachs. Let's try.

*slits open squirrel's stomach and peers inside*

*juice squirts everywhere*

yuck... *looks inside and pulls out bullet*

yuck, its all black and rotten... *drops*

the things you get yourselves into!

 

[crazyaboutchickens]

*goes off to look for a beehive*

 

[crazyaboutchickens]

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*finds one, smokes the bees, breaks it open, takes a fair amount of beeswax, being careful not to disturb the bees, then ties the hive closed and hauls it back up in a tree, cames down and makes way for camp*

 

[Delta2 23]

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*finds one, smokes the bees, breaks it open, takes a fair amount of beeswax, being careful not to disturb the bees, then ties the hive closed and hauls it back up in a tree, cames down and makes way for camp*

*throws the squirrel away, keeping the bullet after washing it in a pool of stormwater collected in my plane wing*

Whatcha got there, crazy?

 

[crazyaboutchickens]

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*finds one, smokes the bees, breaks it open, takes a fair amount of beeswax, being careful not to disturb the bees, then ties the hive closed and hauls it back up in a tree, cames down and makes way for camp*

*throws the squirrel away, keeping the bullet after washing it in a pool of stormwater collected in my plane wing*

Whatcha got there, crazy?

Beeswax, seeing that we don't have many vessels around here!

 

[Delta2 23]

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*throws the squirrel away, keeping the bullet after washing it in a pool of stormwater collected in my plane wing*

Whatcha got there, crazy?

Beeswax, seeing that we don't have many vessels around here!

Hmm, that might come in handy. And what do we use it for again? Sealing things?

 

[crazyaboutchickens]

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Beeswax, seeing that we don't have many vessels around here!

Hmm, that might come in handy. And what do we use it for again? Sealing things?

yes. mostly.

 

[Delta2 23]

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Hmm, that might come in handy. And what do we use it for again? Sealing things?

yes. mostly.

That's nice. What about sealing the hole in my leg that duck created? *points*

 

[crazyaboutchickens]

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yes. mostly.

That's nice. What about sealing the hole in my leg that duck created? *points*

????????? you don't use beeswax for that! how bad is it?

 

[Delta2 23]

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That's nice. What about sealing the hole in my leg that duck created? *points*

????????? you don't use beeswax for that! how bad is it?

The bleeding seems to have subsided sometime earlier, but it did bleed a lot and i can't move my leg.