Wild Survival

[EE lover:)]

Quote:
*crazy throws atlatl, it peirces the bear's heart and the bear falls dead*

*starts plucking the duck for an ungreatful rodent's lunch*

Pluck faster I am starving!
EE, small yippy dog creature, join me!!

Fänger isn't small.

 

[crazyaboutchickens]

Quote:
*stuffs ears with plants and continues plucking duck*

 

[crazyaboutchickens]

EE lover :

Quote:
Pluck faster I am starving!
EE, small yippy dog creature, join me!!

Fänger isn't small.

well , no matter, a bear is bigger then any dog.

 

[Gerbil]

Quote:
*stuffs ears with plants and continues plucking duck*

Crazy, I am afraid if you don't unstuff your ears and let the steam out, your head might..... Splode.

 

[crazyaboutchickens]

Quote:
*stuffs ears with plants and continues plucking duck*

Crazy, I am afraid if you don't unstuff your ears and let the steam out, your head might..... Splode.

*plucks duck at an alarming rate so that one can nearly see smoke rising off the duck*

 

[Gerbil]

Quote:
Crazy, I am afraid if you don't unstuff your ears and let the steam out, your head might..... Splode.

*plucks duck at an alarming rate so that one can nearly see smoke rising off the duck*

Better!! Someday you might even join the ranks of the trainee Jr. chef helpers!

 

[crazyaboutchickens]

Quote:
*plucks duck at an alarming rate so that one can nearly see smoke rising off the duck*

Better!! Someday you might even join the ranks of trainee Jr. chef helper!

*gets to the down layer and down flies all around, including up gerbils nose and mouth*

*area smells of burning feathers*

 

[Gerbil]

*Spits out feathers*

Come EE and not so small dog, Crazy's on a roll!

 

[EE lover:)]

Quote:
*pokes* I'm standing right beside you, Fänger's securing the area.

 

[crazyaboutchickens]

Quote:
*goes into a certain phase*

*finishes plucking duck*
*stacks wood on fire*
*guts duck*
*makes sauce out of several plants and grease off the duck*
*roasts duck at the highest temp after applying sauce*
*uses innards for fish bait*
*catches fish*
*steams fish*
*stuff duck with fish*
*puts duck in hollow wooden bowl*
*roasts wild onions*
*arranges onions next to the fish stuffed duck*

*now that lunch is finished Crazy takes a nap*