Would my chicken intentionally kill me if he weighed 300 lb instead...

Discussion in 'Chicken Behaviors and Egglaying' started by 1st_chicken, Jan 7, 2012.

  1. 1st_chicken

    1st_chicken Out Of The Brooder

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    of 3 lb?

    sorry if this sounds stupid, but this has been bothering me a little.
     
  2. Carolyn

    Carolyn Chillin' With My Peeps

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    If he's mad he might......don't fatten him up too much!!!
     
  3. GA_in_GA

    GA_in_GA Chillin' With My Peeps

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  4. IowaHeritage

    IowaHeritage Chillin' With My Peeps

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    In a HeartBeat [​IMG]
     
  5. 1st_chicken

    1st_chicken Out Of The Brooder

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    Quote:OH NO>}
    LOLS
     
  6. lucky123

    lucky123 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    And eat you!
     
  7. Imp

    Imp All things share the same breath- Chief Seattle

    Sounds like a much needed program. [​IMG]

    Imp
     
  8. willowbranchfarm

    willowbranchfarm Chicken Boots

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    Yeah don't let him get to any fertelizer and you will be fine.
     
  9. ChickensAreSweet

    ChickensAreSweet Heavenly Grains for Hens

    Yes. Also, never collapse unconscious in the chicken pen. Mwha ha ha!!!

    They are definitely omnivores.
     
  10. theoldchick

    theoldchick The Chicken Whisperer

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    He or she would turn T-Rex on you in one minute. If the brain was larger might take half a minute.

    We hear stories of 3 pound chickens going for the eyes. At 300 hundred pounds your chicken would sling you around like a rat on a stick. Then the burly fowl would slam you on the ground a few times to break your bones so you would be easier to swallow or dismember. Only to have a 350 pound flock mate snatch your wretched carcass and run like the wind. The massive chicken would probably put you down and claw your abdomen to disembowel you to get to the juicy stuff. The rest of the flock would arrive and your remains will be dismembered and gulped down by the strongest members.

    Your death would not be pretty.


    Good question!
     
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