Finally update:
Seller insists they aren't her birds but I can send them back, and if they are then she'll refund the money. Of course, it'll cost three times more to send back than I'll get on them. So I'll be selling the mongrels at auction.
ANYONE WHO WANTS TO KNOW WHO SHE IS. FEEL FREE TO PM ME. I'll be leaving a negative review, but dropping the Paypal. If they don't guarantee live animals, and she swears after being on the phone with them that they will insist I ship them all back. It's not worth the hassle. I tried to be kind and assume it was a mix-up or mistake, but she's been nothing but hateful. I was disappointed, then I was hurt at the allegations that I am making all this up to ruin her. Now I am just absolutely disgusted and livid with the whole situation.