Yes Or No

Yes! My friend called up to say she had a baby squirrel that was so young he still had part of his umbilical cord attached---but that he had hair (I knew that very young squirrels are hairless). I told her to bring him right over. When she arrived, she held up the squirrel and said "See, here's his umbilical cord." I just looked her straight in the eyes and replied, "Umm....that's not his umbilical cord, that's his pen*s."
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Have you ever ordered ducklings without telling your significant other------even though it was HIS credit card you used?
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Yes! Once because I thought I did, twice because I did.....
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Have you ever walked up to a skunk because you thought it was your cat? (I have.... what? It was dark and I didn't have my contact lenses on! But that was an interesting night!!
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