While playing on the monkey bars as a child, I looked upward at a passing magpie only to be caught by a fly-by pooping. Right in the eye.
My mother and brother thought it was very funny, but anything in the eye is no joke and bird turd contains some strong chemicals that really sting. The soap I used to wash it out actually hurt less.
Our family was at an outdoor concert years ago when a lady got bombed by a bird. She said out of all these hundreds of people it had to be me. Kinda like the lottery!