Years ago me and a couple of friends were bluegill fishing in a johnboat in a local lake. These gills were deep and we were floating in the center of the lake. The lake was known for BIG gills but it was slow that day and one of the guys (who was known to be a rattling idiot) started mouthing off about "take me to the bank...I'll find a way home"....we were 25 miles from "home".
Anyhow, the friend's mutterings were really getting to me and my non-idiot friend. Interestingly we hadn't seen a bird flying over all morning but suddenly one appeared on the horizon and started making it's way slowly across the small lake towards us. This bird was probaby 200-300 feet high and seemed to be just about directly above us when...
SPLAT!!!!!! Right on our idiot-friends head!!!!
It couldn't have been a better shot!!!!
Needless to say that started our idiot friend on a rage but we couldn't care less...the two of us were laughing so hard you could've heard us all over the lake. Needless to say what the idiot friend's newly acquired nickname was.
Even nature had got tired of his grumbling!!!
Ed
Anyhow, the friend's mutterings were really getting to me and my non-idiot friend. Interestingly we hadn't seen a bird flying over all morning but suddenly one appeared on the horizon and started making it's way slowly across the small lake towards us. This bird was probaby 200-300 feet high and seemed to be just about directly above us when...
SPLAT!!!!!! Right on our idiot-friends head!!!!
Ed
