You don't know true pain until...

[MochaDuck]

Also, a chick pecking the scratch on your hand

 

[Hybridchucks]

Getting pecked in the eye is definitely not fun lol

 

[cluckmecoop7]

When a chicken flaps in your face.

 

[cluckmecoop7]

...feathers don't taste to good.

 

[Claires Poultry]

One time my pet guinea (he would follow me around everywhere and eat out of my hands) pecked an earring right out of my ear!

Or when you spill boiling oatmeal down your arm, from your elbow all the down to and on your hand! Ouch! That one actually hurt!

 

[Claires Poultry]

When you get kicked in the face by an angry milk cow!

When ping-pong ball size hail comes and demolishes your garden to absolute ruins!

 

[grayjay11o]

When your ewe who was only supposed to have two lambs end up having five, and three ended up living in your house for the next few months, and there was a giant vet bill.

 

[21hens-incharge]

When a spoiled horse decides you aren't quick enough getting to the treats and bites a chunk out of your shoulder.

When you are trying to give an 8 month old calf an injection and get gored in the thigh.

 

[Northern Flights]

"You don't know true pain until..." You drive a staple through your finger nail while putting up wire, like I did the other day.

2 weeks give or take back, just a day after getting back from our epic cross- Canada odyssey (with zero injuries btw) I was bucking up some logs and just ever so barely nicked my left pant leg. When I went to the clinic 2 days later the xray revealed that I had sawed 1/2 inch into my shin bone and I needed 15 stitches... I guess I'm a bit of a klutz.

I also sawed through my own neck once, but my head grew back. My wife has been rather sullen ever since.

 

[mamablair]

Rescuing this genius Boer goat here, and he decided to headbutt me and somehow got my thigh stuck between his horns.