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When you haven't had anybody INSIDE the house for over a year, and panic whenever anybody suggest dropping by to pick up the dozen eggs they want. Oh NO, I'll bring them to work for you!
When the dogs stand on the back of the sofa to see over the piles of stuff in the living room.
When the cat, putting his paw on the tv screen, writes secret feline codes for world domination. And then turns away and his tail brushes the code off the screen.
When said cat brings in his kills and takes them to the shower to administer the coup de gras because the kitchen floor is too dirty for HIM to eat field mouse off of.
When the spider webs FALL down from the weight of the brooder dust accumulated on 'em.
When the ducks walk into the kitchen after the dogs pushed the porch screen door open, drink out of the dog water dish, and suddenly there are cleaner spots on the kitchen floor in the shape of webbed feet. Which tell you what the original color of the tile actually looks like.
When a chicken comes in the front door and jumps up on a small table, to look over the piles of stuff in the living room the dogs are standing on the sofa to see over, too.
When you haven't had anybody INSIDE the house for over a year, and panic whenever anybody suggest dropping by to pick up the dozen eggs they want. Oh NO, I'll bring them to work for you!
When the dogs stand on the back of the sofa to see over the piles of stuff in the living room.
When the cat, putting his paw on the tv screen, writes secret feline codes for world domination. And then turns away and his tail brushes the code off the screen.
When said cat brings in his kills and takes them to the shower to administer the coup de gras because the kitchen floor is too dirty for HIM to eat field mouse off of.
When the spider webs FALL down from the weight of the brooder dust accumulated on 'em.
When the ducks walk into the kitchen after the dogs pushed the porch screen door open, drink out of the dog water dish, and suddenly there are cleaner spots on the kitchen floor in the shape of webbed feet. Which tell you what the original color of the tile actually looks like.
When a chicken comes in the front door and jumps up on a small table, to look over the piles of stuff in the living room the dogs are standing on the sofa to see over, too.
