You know it's time to clean house when.......

You know it's time to clean house, because you got to sit in the boy goat pen, because it smells better.

When you find a bill that is 5 years old in the back of a pair of jeans needing washing

When you cannot find your cell phone and give up and get another

When you know that one day you'll be on tv if you don't get with the cleaning!!! Right NOW!

When you day dream of a house with a rinse down hole in the middle of ever floor!

When you just quit saying what's that smell! ugh
 
You have to hop from floor patch to tiny floor patch so you don't step on anything

You have a floordrobe instead of a wardrobe
I'm quilty
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I hate putting clothes away. I don't mind washing them, ironing them, but put them in the wash in the first place?
 
Like me last night ..............................trip three times just trying to get to your bed......................................... lol
 
When you think of adding a second ceiling in your house, that will transport all the mess from the floor up into a secret ceiling and then place a few chairs and tables for that modern clean look..........mmmmm not a bad idea! Mmmm,,, coffee must have gone bad.
 
When you can't remember where the extension to the vacuum cleaner is.
I mean really? Finally found it in a closet that I had looked in like 3 times!
It was behind a coat!!!!
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Because just thinking about attempting to clean up the mess, makes you think about shopping for a Hazmat instead.
 
When you can't tell if it's a Yorkie or a dust bunny under the bed. (It doesn't matter either way, because it's just to scary to get out of the bed anyway. You know one or the other will bite your toes, no matter what you decide it is.)
 
When just one part of your living room looks like this.....6 baby goats and one is escaping!!!.........


Now that's a good day and then we have in the same room!!!!

Then a family member decides to add a broody hen??? don't ask me why, she was relocated back to her pen. No harm done! The silkie is to the left of the goats that is rubbing her head on the silkie!


and then we find some more house guests


And lastly Here's a sweeet little rabbit that gave birth in the middle of a heat wave in the living room.....


BUT I cannot clean house and disturb all the resident ZOO with the noise and dust!!!!!
 

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