You know you are "Country" when...

[Outpost JWB]

You know you're country when you read this thread and you get hungry-not grossed out!

 

[TBirdsTheWord33]

You know you're country when you see a horse saddled up and tied to a light post at Walmart.... This one has a back story


Years ago... I spotted a horse tied up at our local Walmart... Of course I knew whose horse it was; everybody in town knew whose horse it was... And if you went into the store, you could hear the faint jangling of spurs on tile... I'm not going to say his name lol but he was a local cowboy, like, slept-in-his-spurs-and-eats-rattlesnakes kind of cowboy lol

We always joked about him and his horses in town; the guy got bit TWICE trying to catch rattlers....

I married his cousin


You know you're country when you can remember this weird hick from back in the day that never took off his spurs... And you married his cousin

Watch who you're teasing, or you might become one of them!


(Yep, @TBirdsTheWord33 lol, they taste like chicken, only sweeter )

Now that is just hilarious! So, is he the one who introduced you to rattlesnake? My husband says iguana tastes like sweet chicken. Some of them get HUGE! Imagine how many more people that would feed than a skinny rattler...

So, when are we having that potluck? Outpost is hungry. I volunteer the soup beans. That's right...I'll provide food AND music!

 

[Outpost JWB]

Now that is just hilarious! So, is he the one who introduced you to rattlesnake? My husband says iguana tastes like sweet chicken. Some of them get HUGE! Imagine how many more people that would feed than a skinny rattler...
So, when are we having that potluck? Outpost is hungry. I volunteer the soup beans. That's right...I'll provide food AND music!

ALWAYS HUNGRY! LOL! Soup beans....with cottage butt and corn bread right?

I'll bring the squirrel and dumplings or would you all like sloppy does?

 

[Daethen]

I have never eaten rattler, but I could certainly supply some if they are needed.

 

[BantyChooks]

I have never eaten rattler, but I could certainly supply some if they are needed.

 

[Daethen]

I have skinned quite a few rattlers and mounted them on boards. Have a couple of friends that would take the meat.

 

[TBirdsTheWord33]

Sloppy does! Haha!

 

[Monstro]

Great thread, just found it.
When...

You stop for the neighbor's cattle in the road. Realise they're on vacation. Start putting them back in, by the time its finished a few other neighbor's are helping also, no questions asked.

In winter you know the exact path to hotrod down the long unplowed driveway in a 2wd and never get stuck. But a city friend with 4wd gets stuck several times with less snow.

Your 4 yr old shows your sisters college friend exactly how to start the 3-wheeler. Fluid checks, priming, everything, then stomps off, grumbling, because he wasn't strong enough to work the pull start.

 

[Chickenchick11]

When the opening of deer season is basically a national holiday.

 

[shortgrass]

When the opening of deer season is basically a national holiday.

DH was almost drooling this morning; spotted a nice buck in the cornfield...

I'm hearing turkeys saying, "pick me, pick me, don't pick me!"