You know you are "Country" when...

[ksct]

... When Your 'friends' Goat Gets Loose And Is In Your Yard.... And When He Finally Comes Over To Get It, He Opens Up The Back Door Of His Explorer And The Goat Gets In......

 

[scooby]

You know you're country......

When this is your idea of a Traffic Jam:




gotta love it! beats city traffic any day of the week!!!!

 

[mamaKate]

When the guys who trim the trees out of the power lines pull into your yard unexpectedly and one of the dogs bites one before you can get out the door(Border Collie mix-just a nip but it bled). Then, when he calls the sheriff, he's informed "You knew they had dogs, you should have stayed in the truck."

 

[Fuffy]

GREAT THREAD!!!

You know you are Country when....

...You have 2 pairs of shoes: Indoor Crocs and Outdoor Crocs

...You lock your tack room but have lost the keys to your house

...Your tack, stables, horse, chickens and chicken run are spotless but your house is a complete tip

...Your tack cleaning table has to cleared for supper

...You don't need to go to the gym - By the time you have mucked out and exercised all the animals you have had all the exercise you could possibly want

...You have one really warm jacket that covers all the bits, but the zip broke years ago and the last remaining popper is about to go too. This is your standard hen/horse feeding uniform with your pj's and crocs/wellies.

...This jacket only gets washed when it can stand up on it's own (needless to say it was a really practical colour once, you just can't remember when...)

...Your vet can afford to go on holiday but you can't

...You vet drives a better car than you

...Your vet's wife has 5 of your dream horse, but you can't afford one

[[BTW I love my vet!!!]]

 

[chicknjane]

Quote:
Before we moved to the country, our town sheriff shot a dog because it approached him. The dog was in its own yard.

 

[ducks4you]

Quote:
We MUSt be related!

 

[rebelcowboysnb]

lol
<----- Use to do that job at wal-mart.... You would not believe the stuff people leave in there floor.... The story's I could tell.

 

[Eggs4Sale]

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They VACUUM floors??????

(throws crayons, toys, old mail, and lollipop sticks out on ground and toodles off to Wal-Mart)

 

[rebelcowboysnb]

Vacuum floors, wash windshield, an check dang near everything.......

An on occasion crash your car.....

 

[crazyhen]

Look forward at night to cornbread spread with butter and jam for a snack. Nothing better. Gloria Jean