GREAT THREAD!!!
You know you are Country when....
...You have 2 pairs of shoes: Indoor Crocs and Outdoor Crocs
...You lock your tack room but have lost the keys to your house
...Your tack, stables, horse, chickens and chicken run are spotless but your house is a complete tip
...Your tack cleaning table has to cleared for supper
...You don't need to go to the gym - By the time you have mucked out and exercised all the animals you have had all the exercise you could possibly want
...You have one really warm jacket that covers all the bits, but the zip broke years ago and the last remaining popper is about to go too. This is your standard hen/horse feeding uniform with your pj's and crocs/wellies.
...This jacket only gets washed when it can stand up on it's own (needless to say it was a really practical colour once, you just can't remember when...)
...Your vet can afford to go on holiday but you can't
...You vet drives a better car than you
...Your vet's wife has 5 of your dream horse, but you can't afford one
[[BTW I love my vet!!!]]