You know you are getting old when:

[Sally PB]

... when the kids at the store think "this song they're playing is pretty cool." And you tell them what year it came out, and that you remember when it was "new."

 

[chrissynemetz]

....when the autocorrect on your phone changes every other word to the name of a prescription medicine.

That really pitavastatins me off.

 

[sourland]

---- when your hands hurt just at the thought of hanging Christmas lights on the porch, and then when you have problems zip tying them in place.

 

[The Moonshiner]

---- when your hands hurt just at the thought of hanging Christmas lights on the porch, and then when you have problems zip tying them in place.

You take yours down?

 

[sourland]

You take you're down?

Nope, but against my wishes the Princess did. Something about, "The neighbors think you're eccentric enough already." She didn't get the Christmas Rudolph tied to a tree out by the road.

 

[sourland]

''''''' when you go to a funeral viewing and the guy parking cars says, "They are parking way in the back. Can you walk that far?" And your wife has to answer, "I think so he walked 14,000 steps yesterday."

 

[Sally PB]

When you remember a song/show/movie that "just came out a couple years ago," and find out that it was two decades ago.

 

[Nomadicus]

You have to sit on the edge of the bed to put your pants on without falling.

 

[5Australorpasaures]

All life's nonsense isn't a crisis and you hear your Grandmother's voice in your head saying, "I'm glad I'm on my way out instead of on my way in". Yet your still grateful that your feet hit the floor for another day!

 

[CapricornFarm]

T

When the staff at TSC asks if you need help loading feed into your truck.

They do that?