you know your addicted to poultry when...

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by lovesduckies, Jan 13, 2010.

  1. lovesduckies

    lovesduckies Bedroom Farm Inc.

    Jan 11, 2010
    the ducky room
    i haven't seen this, but we played once on the other forum i was in and i liked it so i will start it here.
    it's simple and can get funny!!!

    you know your addicted to pultry when....
    your facebook album has 130 pictures of your ducks over tha past 3 months and about 60 of youself over the past year.
    you refer to your ducks as your kids.
    you get sad when you are away from them all day.
    you get strange looks when you go to a social event and all you have to talk about are your ducks who live in your bedroom with you haha
    you sit there and talk to them like they are human.
    most of your facebook posts have to do with you duckies

    i am guilty of all of the above
     
  2. Hangin Wit My Peeps

    Hangin Wit My Peeps AutumnBreezeChickens.com

    6,396
    10
    263
    Apr 20, 2008
    Birnamwood, Wisconsin
    when you have a separate photo album just for your chickens and that's the one you bring out when you have company [​IMG] !
     
  3. Miss Sebright

    Miss Sebright Little Hen.....Big Attitude!

    Apr 3, 2009
    In a nutshell
    There's another one around here somewhere, I'll go find it.
     
  4. duckyfromoz

    duckyfromoz Quackaholic

    5,583
    26
    241
    Jan 11, 2010
    Australia
    You know when you are addicted to DUCKS!!!!! when
    Every plate, mug, dish, chopping boards in you Kichen has ducks on it.

    When Your lounge room is full of figurines- and live ducks too.[​IMG]

    When you spend 20 hours a week hand pulling weeds in the yard so you done have to spray chemicals and your ducks can still have nice green grass to walk on.


    When you drive home on your lunchbreak from work just to check on your babies.[​IMG]
     
  5. Laurieks

    Laurieks Where did the time go???

    950
    5
    141
    Aug 14, 2009
    Sonoma County, CA
    when you quit on-line gaming cuz it keeps you up too late at night, then stay up even later on BYC [​IMG]
     
  6. ThreeGlovers

    ThreeGlovers Chillin' With My Peeps

    104
    2
    131
    Feb 15, 2008
    Beebe, Arkansas
    When your son goes out into your yard to pick weeds to feed the chickens. They love the "grade A" weeds. They like the "grade B" weeds. Don't bother picking the "grade C" weeds. This coming from a teenager.
     
  7. lovesduckies

    lovesduckies Bedroom Farm Inc.

    Jan 11, 2010
    the ducky room
    haha good replies people..

    i have a new one

    you know your addicted to poultry when you go to the movies with a friend and all you think about is i wonder if the ducks miss me lol
    or when you see someone who means a lot to you for the first time in 5 months and he has to sneak out to see you and all you can think about are your ducks lol
     
  8. Bantimna

    Bantimna Chillin' With My Peeps

    Sep 29, 2009
    South Africa
    ...............When all you can talk about is chickens and poultry...........
     
  9. Chicky Tocks

    Chicky Tocks [IMG]emojione/assets/png/2666.png?v=2.2.7[/IMG] Ru

    Oct 20, 2008
    Benton, Arkansas
    When you keep hatching beyond the space you have to house them and you end up with Seramas living in your newly built $25,000 solarium.
     
  10. Andi

    Andi Chillin' With My Peeps

    When someone says 'What's new with you?' means an open invitation to tell them all the chicken (or poultry) happenings. Family events generally follow (if they don't bud it and say they have to go before you get that far).
     

BackYard Chickens is proudly sponsored by