You Know your Addicted When???? (Game)

[sianara]

preppy*hippie*chick :

When...

...a forensics lab would find traces of chicken (poo or feathers) on all your shoes and clothing. You realize that if you kill someone, it will be traced back to you via your chickens.

I was laughing and reading preppy*hippie*chicks response to my 17 DD and she said, "Hey, that's YOU!"​

 

[sianara]

When you got rid of the 36' above ground pool in 2007 and told DH, "Hey, this nice sandy area would be a great new chicken yard!"

He replied with "No way, no more chicken yards!"

Guess what I fenced in last weekend???

That was yard #5 and I'm also working on yard #6 for the Australian Spotted ducks coming this fall!

 

[preppy*hippie*chick]

Quote:

I was laughing and reading preppy*hippie*chicks response to my 17 DD and she said, "Hey, that's YOU!"

Poultry may save me from a life in prison 'cause I know I can't get away with it.

 

[sianara]

preppy*hippie*chick :

When...

...you analyze everything you see for possible chicken related usage.

...daydreaming is centered around maximizing your property for more birds.

Of course, these really fit me too

 

[sianara]

preppy*hippie*chick :

[Poultry may save me from a life in prison 'cause I know I can't get away with it.

Well, thank goodness for that!

 

[Chickenmaven]

You know you are addicted when...

you update the women at the bank every time you make a deposit!

 

[sianara]

when...

Your small town mailman asks how the new chicks are doing

Ohhh, I could go on and on...

 

[Crickett]

When the people at work know more about your chickens than about your kids!

 

[preppy*hippie*chick]

Oh, I have another!

When...

... You ring the doorbell at the back entrance to the post office at six AM and they say "Oh, it's you again" and discuss the possible merits of you having a key.

 

[Shanay235]

You know you're addicted when your kids and husband don't have clean underwear but the gosling's favorite stuffed animal is april fresh.
Or
You forget to feed your family but can cut up a gallon size baggie full of fruits and veggies for the critters.