You Know your Addicted When???? (Game)

[Featherwisp]

You know your addicted to chickens when you have a folder full of chicken information, coop plans, brooder plans, and assorted ideas.

(This is all before you even HAVE the chickens.)

 

[Crystalchic]

When your spending 400.00 per month just for maintaining the flock
not including vet bills
and when your spending more time googling chicken stuff then you do putting on your makeup and doing your hair
and your your husband threatens to turn off the computer
and last but not least your boss gives you an ultimatum your chickens or your job

Help im addicted!!!

 

[Crystalchic]

Oh! and the chickens have their own refrigerator full of medications that they may hopfully never need
you have several medical supplies
and you have a filing cabinet full of documents
I can go on and on

 

[Chickenmaven]

Quote:
Me too!

 

[Crystalchic]

and also you have videos and pictures of your birds on your cell phone and show them with your childrens pics

 

[WyldRydr]

every new that you write has the word chick in it and it's not referring to a female; 'ey crys?

 

[WyldRydr]

"every new thing" that is

 

[kryptoniteqhs]

u know ur addicted when uve read all six pages of this.
and when you dont have time to call ur family and friends, but call ur chicken buddies to tell them about ur latest hatch and ur broody and new birds and spend an hour talking to them!

 

[preppy*hippie*chick]

When...

... you realize that you no longer photograph your child unless he or she is "in the way" of a chicken shot.

...you analyze everything you see for possible chicken related usage.

...you begin trying to conceal the actual number of birds on the premises from your significant other and/or family. Eggs in 'bator are never in the equation presented.

..upon a click of your internet browser, BYC is the first thing to come up.

...you haven't missed a single day posting on this forum since you joined.

...daydreaming is centered around maximizing your property for more birds.

...a forensics lab would find traces of chicken (poo or feathers) on all your shoes and clothing. You realize that if you kill someone, it will be traced back to you via your chickens.

...you spend more time whipping up tasty yet nutritious treats for the birds than you do your (two - legged) family.

 

[BorderKelpie]

You know when you're addicted when your kitchen table/chairs are put into storage (for MONTHS now) so you can fit 3 brooders in your kitchen, you leave your lawn mower out in the elements (covered with a cracked brooder box (rubbermaid tub) so you have room for your growing pen in the garage, and you try to figure out how in the world you can get three more storage sheds - to convert into attractive coops for the new eggs you just ordered.
Oh, and the birds you promised to three other people will have to stay because you've named them already. Thank Goodness the incubators are still fired up. Looks like I'm starting all over. Yeah!!!