You know your raising a hick for a son when........

[cwc362]

When me an my daugthers went to visit an aunt and uncle , my daugther had to use the bathroom but the uncle was in the tub. She was about 6 at the time and it was raining outside. Right behind the house was an open shed where they stored the lawnmowers and such. I told her to run out under the shed and pee. I looked out the kitchen window to make sure there were no dogs or anything out there to bother. She was peeing alright- Standing up just like a boy!! . I called my mom and my aunt to the window and we all fell out laughing.

 

[mzrea]

My DH is always peeing outside so I thought if you want the whole world to see I will take a picture, so... I took a picture, framed it and it sits in our living room! The picture is of the back of him but it is clear what he is doing. The cable guy even asked "Is he doing what I think he is doing?" Yep, he makes me so proud

 

[Whispering Winds]

My husband and i was at a park one time with his sister and her husband, and DH had to pee, so there was this huge bush that he went behind, and he stood to the left of the bush, and we could see the stream of pee arching over to the other side of the bush. We laughed so hard we could hardly talk!!!

 

[Dar]

my oldest (who is now 17) was taught by his grandmother (my mom) to pee on the tires of her truck anytime he said grandma i need to pee she said well hold on she would pull the truck over and he would pee on the tire.... well my sister made him wear a belt on his pants when she took him to the auto show...can you see it now he starts peeing on a brand spankin new car thatsw worth more then my house... i would have died

and then you have my 2nd DS who was afraid to pee outside when he was little incase the crickets ate his wee wee

 

[BoJo]

My husband and my boys will all pass the 2 bathrooms in the house and walk to the end of the porch and pee in my flowers!!!!

My oldest son says he is trying to save the water from the toilet for the lake!!!

BoJo

 

[maplesky7]

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ha ha ha! I don't know how you did it Mrsalley...but you surely dug up an old thread of funnies to add your question.

when you log on to index...you will see a predator thread....that is where you will have help answering this question.

and I would presume YOUR CHICKENS are eating those eggs. You hard boiled them and made them smell yummy...and shells have calcium. They will even eat their own just laid eggs. I think you may have just encouraged bad behavior. So my advice...they will lay when they are ready...don't use eggs.

regards,
Gretchen

***Mrsalley...I just started a thread for you in Predators and Pests section of this forum. Click there and look for the one that starts with your name.
click this...
https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/viewtopic.php?id=148028

Hope some other answers will help you solve your problem.

Good luck.

 

[bluey]

I've been told that "when you're a man, the world is your toilet..."

I've also been told, "when in doubt...

 

[maplesky7]

My little nephew at the beach walked anckle deep, whipped it out and started peeing in the ocean.

What do you think of that boogey borders coming in from a ride? Or people sitting in your beach chairs enjoying you feet being cascaded over by the water?

 

[hennypenny9]

My parents have a sign on the end of the shop/garage that says "Men's Room----->" And it points off into the woods.

And hey, look how eco-friendly guys are! No wasted toilet water or paper!

 

[PotterWatch]

My husband has told me stories of how he and a friend of his used to have peeing contests in the backyard...

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