You know you're a backyard chicken owner when...

[Red-Stars-in-RI]

Your stove has two pots going on it...

On the left, chicken soup (soup with chicken in it for people to eat)
On the right, "chicken soup" (meat and veggie scraps, including the carrot peels from the making of the chicken soup, FOR the chickens).

 

[ThenNotSoChickenMaster]

Haha! Good one.

I got one:
You know you're a backyard chicken owner when you barely have any grass in your backyard.

 

[RonP]

What timing, this morning they received their weekly stew.

 

[Subsistence Farmer]

When you invite a friend over for dinner followed with "and I'll kill a chicken for y'all.". I never expected the look on their face.

Ron

 

[IdyllwildAcres]

When you reach into your pocket at the grocery store and find an egg, then wonder if they will think you stole it...

Lol

Gary

 

[Chickassan]

When you make an unintentional fashion statement in public with feathers in your hair.

 

[BantyChooks]

When you make an unintentional fashion statement in public with feathers in your hair.

...or hay, or shavings, or fecal matter...

 

[GC-Raptor]

When you wear your good shoes into the chicken pen. GC

 

[Brahma Chicken5000]

You know you’re a backyard chicken owner when... you go to the store to buy fruit and you come back with all the 1/2 priced lettuce

 

[pitbullmomma]

When you reach into your pocket at the grocery store and find an egg, then wonder if they will think you stole it...

Lol

Gary

AWESOME!!!!

Well played man, well played....