You know you're a backyard chicken owner when...

[GrannyHeeney]

When your couch roo alerts your husband to Yetis while he's playing Plants vs Zombies?? (I asked him what he'd have said 15 yrs ago if someone had told him he'd be playing video games on the couch with a chicken. He just laughed)

 

[someusername]

When you celebrate for you chickens birthday.

Everyone does!
I celebrate it once a month, since their lives are short....

 

[sassysarah]

Everyone does!
I celebrate it once a month, since their lives are short....

Wow! lol.

 

[someusername]

Wow! lol.

Maybe about 72 "birthdays" in their entire life, but only 7 real birthdays(i.e, years)

 

[Ninjasquirrel]

...When you insist on being the one to shut the coop door so you can sing them their lullaby "Goodnight Sweetheart"

 

[HuffleClaw]

...When you insist on being the one to shut the coop door so you can sing them their lullaby "Goodnight Sweetheart"

 

[Birdsong 82]

When your chickens rank in the top ten on you holiday shopping list

 

[HuffleClaw]

When your chickens rank in the top ten on you holiday shopping list

Yep! I get that feeling!

 

[Ninjasquirrel]

When your chickens rank in the top ten on you holiday shopping list

Or when the only thing youre asking for for christmas is chicken related! Im asking for a wide broom to help me clean the coop. All i have right now is a hoe and a rake

 

[HuffleClaw]

Or when the only thing youre asking for for christmas is chicken related! Im asking for a wide broom to help me clean the coop. All i have right now is a hoe and a rake

I want this shirt for Christmas: