You know you're a backyard chicken owner when...

[sourland]

I'm always in my PJs!

Doubt that will keep them away.

 

[Fields Mountain Farm]

Doubt that will keep them away.

No worries...I live so far out they're scared to come to my place!

 

[sourland]

They're scared to come to my house too, although that one lady did keep coming back for a while.

 

[Fields Mountain Farm]

They're scared to come to my house too, although that one lady did keep coming back for a while.

handsome Sour in his undershorts..Who could blame the poor dear!

 

[Mraya]

When you make little headbands for those in your flock who are stuck in the 80's with their huge hairdos so they can see and be fashionable all at once.

Pics please!!!!!!!!

 

[Abriana]

You know you’re a backyard chicken owner when:
You spend an hour rearranging the wood stack so that the chickens can have bugs and worms and so that it won’t fall on them
You refuse to leave the house until that stupid weasel that took your sweet hen has been caught
You cook eggs in the shell over an open fire so that they can have roasted eggs
You tuck the chicks in with a flannel blanket because mama bantam is too small to cover them all
You have three hens fighting over your lap
Your chickens are your Best Friends
I love my chickens!

 

[Fields Mountain Farm]

You know you’re a backyard chicken owner when:
You spend an hour rearranging the wood stack so that the chickens can have bugs and worms and so that it won’t fall on them
You refuse to leave the house until that stupid weasel that took your sweet hen has been caught
You cook eggs in the shell over an open fire so that they can have roasted eggs
You tuck the chicks in with a flannel blanket because mama bantam is too small to cover them all
You have three hens fighting over your lap
Your chickens are your Best Friends
I love my chickens!

 

[Bridger Davis]

Ask the Jehovah's Witnesses - frequently it is even less.

LOL I'll ask my friends where you live!!

 

[chicken4prez]

It only works if you have pom poms!

 

[deepbluesea]

You know you're a backyard chicken owner when you hear your chickens squawk and immediately run outside to protect your babies.
Or when you hear your not so quiet neighbors laughing at you for running around your yard waving a stick and shouting at the hawks overhead.

All.the.time. I watch my chickens for entertainment and my neighbors watch me.