You know you're a backyard chicken owner when...

[AmberSchmieg83]

When you're in church and look down at your boot and see chicken poop smeared all up your heel....then rummage through your purse to find something to get it off with...and hope no one is watching.

 

[chicken4prez]

When you're in church and look down at your boot and see chicken poop smeared all up your heel....then rummage through your purse to find something to get it off with...and hope no one is watching.

Yes that is true! Quite embarrassing. ;-)

 

[Fields Mountain Farm]

When you're in church and look down at your boot and see chicken poop smeared all up your heel....then rummage through your purse to find something to get it off with...and hope no one is watching.

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And all you find is an empty gum wrapper..

 

[8 Chicks 1967]

Your wife wanted a pair of these for Christmas...

 

[Fields Mountain Farm]

Your wife wanted a pair of these for Christmas...

Awwww...I want some!

 

[8 Chicks 1967]

Amazon....

 

[Abriana]

Christmas present! I need those on my wish list!!

 

[Fields Mountain Farm]

Amazon....

Are they "true to size"?
I wear a 7 so would I order a 7 or go bigger or smaller?

 

[8 Chicks 1967]

My wife said they are a little big. same size with thick socks.

 

[RodNTN]

Oh man.. You know when your a backyard chicken owner when stay up all night trying to avoid chickens fighting each other for the best place to roost constantly moving them until they've all settled... And maybe stay a couple for minutes juuust to make sure everyone's happy with their spot

Oh my goodness, I do that! ALL THE TIME!!!!