You know you're a backyard chicken owner when...

[Fields Mountain Farm]

I'm hoping to get the big guy in a santas hat tomorrow we shall see how that goes

 

[Stayc]

I'll definitely post pics

 

[Fields Mountain Farm]

I'll definitely post pics

 

[8 Chicks 1967]

When you go down in your underwear with a flashlight one more time Just to check on everyone and make sure they are good with the world before you call it a night.

 

[Fields Mountain Farm]

When you go down in your underwear with a flashlight one more time Just to check on everyone and make sure they are good with the world before you call it a night.

do we have another Sourland?

 

[8 Chicks 1967]

do we have another Sourland?

lol..well, I do wear my crocks and a coat.

 

[Fields Mountain Farm]

lol..well, I do wear my crocks and a coat.

Cheater...

 

[8 Chicks 1967]

Cheater...

 

[Stayc]

do we have another Sourland?

Hiarious

 

[JewelBirds]

When..
You put a blanket out there for them because it's cold
They each have their own miniature stockings for Christmas
Their coop is properly decorated, while the house is, well, neglected
You're not afraid to admit that you purposefully let them into the house to watch a movie or chillax.

Don't have friends because you care more about/only have time for your chickens
Get very defensive when somebody criticizes them. "She's just fluffy okay?!"
Get offended at phrases such as "it's just a chicken" .. First of all, it's a SHE, okay?
You just know that non-chicken owner is not impressed with your chicken stories..
Oh, and as a note.. I taught (well, sort of) my BR Lady to "speak" when I say her name lol. She doesn't even have to see me either. I called her name from a two-story window and a-chirping she went and then ran inside the coop because she thought I was in there. Poor gal.