You Know You're A Chicken Addict When....

[VictoriaTemple]

You are so right, especially since you know you're a chicken addict when...
You can tell who laid the egg in your fry pan by the size, shape, and color of the yolk.

 

[VictoriaTemple]

You know you're a chicken addict when...
Your "420 weed break" means that at 4:20pm you drop everything else you're doing and go pick weeds in the yard for your chickens.

 

[mamablair]

You blow dry your chickens but not your own hair. Haha. Dang silkie went and got herself covered in poo. Eww.

 

[VictoriaTemple]

You know you're a chicken addict when you call every caterer in the phone book looking for someone who does Hatching Day and First Egg parties. You know you're not the ONLY chicken addict when one says yes!

(BTW, gonna need one of those caterers soon...)

 

[VictoriaTemple]

You know you're a chicken addict when you choose a bouquet for your special someone based on whether the flowers are safe to feed to chickens (who wants to waste them, right? ) Bonus points if you actually ask the florist if the flowers are chicken-safe. Mega bonus points if it's an anniversary bouquet (can't go wrong with roses!). If it's a bridal bouquet, get help. If the flowers are for a funeral... R.I.P., can I have your chickens?

 

[OhZark Biddies]

1. You’ve been in and out of chicken rehab since you were 15
2. You stole your grandma’s TV, pawned it, then went downtown and bought crack cocaine, then traded that for three leghorns and two Sussex
3. You broke into a petting zoo and swiped all their chickens
4. You’ve been caught shoplifting baby chicks from the farm store eight times
5. You can’t hold a job because you and your new friends just hangout inside the coop all day talking about meal worms
6. Three years ago you got out of prison for hijacking a tractor trailer headed to the Tyson nugget plant and now you live in your parent’s basement with 2 silkies and a serama
7. You get moody or despondent if you’ve not done chicken chores in a while
8. You tried to raise only ducks but got the shakes so bad it was hard to feed them
9. You routinely drive or operate heavy equipment while petting chickens
10. You look through other people’s medicine cabinets hoping to score a bantam

 

[VictoriaTemple]

You know you're a chicken addict when...

You learn to dance avoiding your rooster.

You know EXACTLY what's in your chicken feed, but can't cook worth a damn.

You spend more time cleaning your coop than your house.

You actually tell your dog or cat, "The chickens lay me eggs, what have YOU done for me lately?"

You come inside after collecting your eggs, and while you're putting them in the fridge it occurs to you that having fried chicken for lunch might be in poor taste.

Although you are proven to be cooking-impaired, you're finally going to learn how to make quiche, mainly because you have a week's worth of eggs in the fridge and the bin is overflowing.

 

[VictoriaTemple]

Every egg is a miracle, and looking at your overflowing egg bin the first thing you say to yourself is "God is good." Ok, that's the second thing. First thing is, "Yikes! Am I hungry yet?"

 

[Trimurtisan]

When you play YouTube videos of birds chirping in the car so your wife doesn't realize you just picked up more chickens.

 

[cleoandtheflock]

When you play YouTube videos of birds chirping in the car so your wife doesn't realize you just picked up more chickens.

That’s hilarious