You may be Texan if…

[Bakbuk]

You may be Texan if your twelve-year-old daughter is taller than my big brother

 

[TheOddOneOut]

you may be Texan if buc-ee's is the highlight of all road trips.

you may be Texan if you can’t look in any direction without seeing at least one Texas flag

you maybe be Texan if the speed limit is 50, you’re going 70, and people keep passing you

you may be Texan if chicken fried steak is your go-to diner food

you may be Texan if you feel immense pride in your state

you may be Texan if you only eat Blue Bell icecream

you may be Texan if you have your A/C blowing all year ’round

you may be Texan if you have stepped or fallen in a fire ant hill

you may be Texan if you do not own a winter coat

you may be Texan if Tex Mex is one of your favorite foods

you may be Texan if you see “Bless your heart” as an insult

you may be Texan if “all y’all” and “ain’t” are consistent words in your vocabulary

you may be Texan if you get excited when you see a field of blue bonnets

you may be Texan if “Go Texan’s Day” is one of your favorite holidays

you may be Texan if your grandpa makes the best darn tootin’ ribs and brisket you’ve ever had

you may be Texan if you laugh when you see Texas depicted as a desert wasteland in shows and movies

you may be Texan if you have been to the rodeo

you may be Texan if you have been to the Alamo

you may be Texan if you regularly jam out to “deep in the heart of Texas”

you may be Texan if you are confident in your Texas history

you may be Texan if you know who Santa Anna was

you may be Texan if you have eaten frito pie

Are you Texan?

I have no clue what a buc-ee is.

Thankfully I don’t see Texas flags on a minute-ly basis

We respect the speed limits because we value our lives and others

Never had chicken fried steak

Love my state to the mountaintops and back

What is blue bell ice cream?

Only in the summer.

Ew, ow, no.

Of course i own a coat. It was snowing yesterday.

What is a Tex Nex?

No, bless your heart, dear.

All y’all, shush. Ouch, no, my mouth just cringed with the force of a thousand missing erasers.

I don’t know what a blue bonnet is. Is it a tree? I think that would technically be called a forest then.

Never heard of go texans day.

Nope. He’s dead, so..

Isn’t it a flat desert? With the tumbleweeds?

Ick, no. We don’t even really have those here.

Nope.

No…

Never.

I do know who Santa Anna was.

Frito pie is yummy but disgustingly greasy and cheesy.

I am not Texan, even if i wanted to be.

 

[TheOddOneOut]

You may be Texan if your twelve-year-old daughter is taller than my big brother

You don’t have a daughter.

 

[EmmaRainboe]

I'm American

Oh great! I have a map of the US

 

[Isadora]

Oh great! I have a map of the US

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Hmmm....looks like I'm a Crappy Yankee!
I'll take it

 

[Bakbuk]

You don’t have a daughter.

But I know a texie who does...

 

[samanthaoverton]

I think over half of these are just being southern in general.

This is true..

 

[samanthaoverton]

Hmmm....looks like I'm a Crappy Yankee!
I'll take it

It's ok..I'ma mutt. Growing up my dad was army so we moved everywhere. 2 or 3 years tops anywhere till I was 15. Since then I've been in tn. If someone asks me where I'm from, I say everywhere

 

[DavidReaves]

I live in Texas, and probably satisfy most of those checklist items except:

Never get chicken-fried steak in a diner. It's never as good as home cooked.

Similarly, I am Grandpa, and my Brisket, ribs, chicken, and pulled pork are all pretty darn good. It's only for convenience that I will eat any of it cooked somewhere else.

 

[samanthaoverton]

David Bowie was afraid of Americans.

He preferred china dolls