You might be a “Southie” if...

[FeatheredFriends&Horses2]

I say this quite often. It's a good one.

Bless your heart!

Am I being nice? Am I insulting you? The world may never know.

Sarcasm is a wonderful thing!

 

[Painted Calls]

Sarcasm is a wonderful thing!

Yes!

 

[duluthralphie]

It is 120 degrees warmer than it was 90 days ago.
If this global warming keeps up for 63 more days we will reach 212 degrees and we might short circuit and start eating okra or boiled peanuts.

We all need to point our fans south and turn them on high. Otherwise, we are in trouble, and will all be calling each other “Bubba”.

 

[duluthralphie]

Another interesting question, how hot is too hot for a Southie?

Do they start life normally and then become Southies as the temps bake their brains?

These and other important scientific questions need to be studied and answered
.

 

[DogAndCat36]

Oh my gosh! I found this post and it is funny!
Hi! I am not a Southie!

 

[duluthralphie]

Oh my gosh! I found this post and it is funny!
Hi! I am not a Southie!

Did you check the map before making the rash claim about being a southerner?

 

[DogAndCat36]

Did you check the map before making the rash claim about being a southerner?

Yep, I checked the map.

 

[duluthralphie]

Yep, I checked the map.

I will recheck, but I tend to think of Maine as a southern state filled with misguided people who think Paul Bunyan lived their.

 

[DogAndCat36]

I will recheck, but I tend to think of Maine as a southern state filled with misguided people who think Paul Bunyan lived their.

But he is.

 

[duluthralphie]

It is as I thought, you are a Southie. The original 1812 line in red shows you a northerner, but when it was checked and redrawn in 1902 it shows you as a true southie with northerner longings.

luckily, for you, the line will be redrawn in a little over 60 years and could travel slightly South changing your status.