......You might be a chicken farmer!

[Bluedog420]

If you sell your plasma for money to buy egg's for your incubator...you might be a chicken farmer...Peace

 

[go-veggie]

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48. If the first thing you think of when the tornado siren goes off is getting your birds to safety...you just might be a chicken farmer!

 

[DarkUnicorn]

48. If the first thing you think of when the tornado siren goes off is getting your birds to safety...you just might be a chicken farmer!

49. If you see an empty rabbit/dog/cat carrier cage out by a trash pile and think..Perfect for my Chickens!! Then turn around to get it!!! You might be a chicken farmer...

 

[krjwaj]

These are so great!!! After only 5 weeks , I can relate to so many

50. If your dog gets jealous because you spend too much time near the coop, you might be a chicken farmer!

 

[greenapple]

50. If your dog gets jealous because you spend too much time near the coop, you might be a chicken farmer!

51. If you make homemade goodies for your chickens, and not your children, and they are fine with it...you might be a family of chicken farmers

 

[scrapmom5]

51. If you make homemade goodies for your chickens, and not your children, and they are fine with it...you might be a family of chicken farmers

52. If your family and friends roll their eyes at you whenever you bring up chickens for the hundreth time...you might be a chicken farmer.

 

[maplesky7]

<<<30. If you proudly offer to show off your cock, you might be a chicken farmer!>>>No way, that's too funny! Keep it in your coop Mister!






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53. If you feed your dead bees to your chickens you may be a chicken farmer AND a bee farmer.

 

[chickens4jojo]

54. If you have less grass than you did before you got chickens you might be a chicken farmer.

 

[maplesky7]

54. If you have less grass than you did before you got chickens you might be a chicken farmer.


(you've got grass???)

55. If you've washed a baby chick butt...you might be a chicken farmer.

 

[greenapple]

54. If you have less grass than you did before you got chickens you might be a chicken farmer.


(you've got grass???)

55. If you've washed a baby chick butt...you might be a chicken farmer.

(grass = green stuff that requires mowing occasionally, right?)

56. If you walk outside and hear a bird of prey, know what kind it is by its call, and the first thought that runs through your head is, are the girls okay, and you grab the sling shot and m-80's on your way to check on the girls ... You might be a chicken farmer