You might be a chicken if.........

[ARose4Heaven]

you spend your entire day puttering around the henhouse, just hanging out with your friends. (This was today's story)

you wish all those humans would just GO AWAY!

you love the smell of dirt and pine shavings.

you sing the egg-laying song after a good BM.

 

[sfw2]

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[gmendoza]

if you lay an egg

if you lay an egg in the coop

if you lay an egg in the coop inside the nesting box

if you lay an egg in the coop inside the nesting box and the roo is next to you

if you lay an egg in the coop inside the nesting box and the roo is next to you and the DS opens the lid,grabs your tail up,takes the egg,then closes the lid.

 

[BirdNut]

You love to roll in the humans' garden, flinging dirt and beautiful flowers everywhere.

 

[ARose4Heaven]

Quote:

 

[willkatdawson]

love meal worms more than life itself.........and you can't control you bowels.


www.thewannabecountrygirl.com

 

[ARose4Heaven]

You will eat ANYTHING, and EVERYTHING will eat you.

 

[chickensducks&agoose]

You somehow manage to open the 5 gallon can of feed, climb in, invite 5 of your friends to stack on top of you, and then magically put the lid back on, so when 'Mom' comes home, and goes (in the dark) to grab a handful of feed to throw in the coop, she instead grabs a handful of warm chicken, and screams her bloody head off. Hilarious. yes, 6 chickens crammed into a galvanized 5 gallon pail... with the lid ON.

 

[BirdNut]

chickensducks&agoose :

You somehow manage to open the 5 gallon can of feed, climb in, invite 5 of your friends to stack on top of you, and then magically put the lid back on, so when 'Mom' comes home, and goes (in the dark) to grab a handful of feed to throw in the coop, she instead grabs a handful of warm chicken, and screams her bloody head off. Hilarious. yes, 6 chickens crammed into a galvanized 5 gallon pail... with the lid ON.

I laughed so hard when I pictured that in my head...​

 

[Mahonri]

if you just crap anywhere at anytime cuando le das la gana