You might be a crazy chicken lady/gent if...Go on, post yours!

[StrayMagnet]

I had to add cause these are funny and im still not done reading every page

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so true.. I dont care if i get chicken poop on my foot.. it's washable

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GUILTY
and my mom is guilty too she has had me send her all the pics i hvae of them on my phone, and we have only had the chicken and her chicks for 1 week!!!!


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I serriously Snorted my Drink out my nose reading this one!!!! and hubby thought i was nuts when i read it to him..

 

[GableBabble]

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Don't give me idea's... I may send hubby to sleep in the chicken coop n let the chicks and their momma in bed with me!!!

also DOnt give me the idea as to when I incubate chicks that They can come in with me n snuggle with me like im their momma!!!!

WAIT!?! THEY HAVE DIAPERS FOR MY BABIES!!!! I have missed something somewhere, you mean I can have my babies in watching tv or snuggling ????? Or even read to them in the a/c instead of in the hot as Hades coup???

 

[anderson8505]

You might be a crazy chicken person if...

When visiting a friend you ask to see their chickens within the first 2 minutes, completely forgetting to say things like "Hello, How you doin?".
You'd rather look at photos of chickens than photos of other people's kids, grandkids, your own kids... oops!
Your new reason for shopping eBay is to find more chicken stuff.
The last site you visit before shutting down the computer is BYC.
You can immediately tell someone how many weeks/months old your chicks are but it takes a while to figure out how many years you've been married.
You can't understand why EVERYONE doesn't have chickens!

 

[Cynthia12]

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so true.. I dont care if i get chicken poop on my foot.. it's washable

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GUILTY
and my mom is guilty too she has had me send her all the pics i hvae of them on my phone, and we have only had the chicken and her chicks for 1 week!!!!


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I serriously Snorted my Drink out my nose reading this one!!!! and hubby thought i was nuts when i read it to him..

Love all of these, had to read the snorting the drink one to my hubby because I was laughing out loud..no drink in hand..thank goodness....and oh...my chickens like to do their poop on my "back" porch.

 

[epeloquin]

You might be a crazy chicken dude if you stick half your body up into the coop after the girls go to roost so I can give them a kiss goodnight.

 

[Cynthia12]

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You don't! I would have to see that one!

 

[StrayMagnet]

(this is in refrence to my hubby)

You know your a crazy chicken Dude when (you claim you do not like animals) yet you stand outside the chicken coop when you think your wife is not around.. talking to the chickens

"hey there chick chick.. where is your baby's.. do you still have all your baby's"

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note: he's like that with our dog or cats. yet I catch him talkin to the cats and scratching their ears.. and when the dog comes in he's first to start a game of Keep away and give rub-a-bubs to the dogs belly.

 

[jtbrown]

When your office posts a sheet up that announces the arrival of your first egg, complete with picture of said egg that was texted to one of their phones on it's arrival. The sheet was posted where we post new baby announcements, invitations, etc. in the front office.

 

[ChickInDelight]

... when you have parties called, "Tools for Fools" to build chicken homes.

... when your friends heartily congratulate you for your Golden Feather membership with exclamations like, "You are the ONLY Golden Feather I know"... because they are afraid to upset you by pointing out you are obviously a crazy chicken lady.

... when your screen saver at work is chickens, and you are not at all embarrassed when projecting in a large meeting.

... when you realize it is more cost-effective to buy better bred and more exotic and beautiful chickens becuase the price of feed and housing costs WAY more than those cute little fluff balls at the feed store.

... when you want at least one of every kind of beautiful chicken you see on BYC.

 

[nuchickontheblock]

you have more photos of your chickens than you do of your grandkids!

lately, that's me!