You might be a crazy chicken lady/gent if...Go on, post yours!

[FastChicken10]

If all you hear is cluck, cluck, cluck in you head all the time!

 

[RachaelS]

If you wake up in the middle of the night and tell your DH "Don't feed Kat the chicken food, it is not done fermenting"

And Kat is your DD, not an animal!!!

 

[ThePaintedHen]

painted a chickens toe nails? Blue.

I love painting my Polish hen's toes. I think she likes it too.

 

[ernndbrtt]

You say that you didn't get pooped on today like it's a normal occurence, it is

You buy bags of frozen mixed veggies and thaw them to give to your chickens.

You cook six cups of wild brown rice for you chickens every week and will drop everything and cook more if you are close to running out.

You buy oatmeal and string cheese for your chickens only.

You bundle up like you're going on an artic expedition so you can sit in the pen to cuddle your hens even when it's 15 degrees F outside, did that yesterday

 

[Cknldy]

Hey, i do that! Welp has no separate shipping charges and good prices....so..you know you're a crazy chicken lady when for the past year you've made spread sheets from each hatchery catalog for the breeds you want, how much it'll cost and the extra chicks you can get: then have to start all over with the new year's prices b4 actually being able to order any!! ;-)

 

[PoultryPedia]

Hey, i do that! Welp has no separate shipping charges and good prices....so..you know you're a crazy chicken lady when for the past year you've made spread sheets from each hatchery catalog for the breeds you want, how much it'll cost and the extra chicks you can get: then have to start all over with the new year's prices b4 actually being able to order any!! ;-)

 

[izzyanchickies1]

If walk through your gate after work, throw yourself to your knees (in a skirt) and hollar "Where's my Cheaper baby!!!!" and a little roo comes flying across the yard to jump into your arms for kiss kiss.

 

[redrstr29]

.....When you have a shovel outside your sliding door ready so you can hop over your fiance in your boxers and ward off the crazy racoons!!!....Need...a...life...lol...or hen rehab

 

[izzyanchickies1]

you know you're a crazy chicken lady if you cuddle with your sweetest outside pullet while on the computer

 

[PoultryPedia]

you know you're a crazy chicken lady if you cuddle with your sweetest outside pullet while on the computer

Chickens are so fun to cuddle!