You might be a crazy chicken lady/gent if...Go on, post yours!

[ClairedeLune]

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Oooh, I love lurking!

Brenda!

When you take your chickens to swim lessons in the neighborhood pool so they won't drown when they come with you sailing in the local lake.

 

[erthymom2]

You might be the crazy chicken lady if ...

your husband and the guys are talking on the deck about big fat breasts and succulent thighs and you are NOT gonna hit him up side his head cause you know he's talking about the Broilers in the backyard!!

 

[chickenshagg]

....You dream about having built a bigger coop.

....When your brother's wife is about to have their first baby and you tell them that you are getting more babies next week in the mail.

....You text your brother that you just got your first egg. His wife text you "that must have hurt" Then you remind her that it is not as bad as when she lays hers.

....You really hope that the BYC editors take the best of all of these and put them in a book. So that you can buy two dozen copies and give them as gifts to your family and friends! (christmas is coming)

 

[mstricer]

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Aw, why dont you have chickens?
Everyone should have one.

you know your the CCL when you start asking yourself. Do I have too many, (and anyway how much is too many?) say nope! They you call your nearest hatchery to order more chicks. Because you just had to have more babies.

 

[mstricer]

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Isnt that funny, I stop at the Amish stands to buy watermelon for the chickens and my dogs.

 

[WriterofWords]

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Id like to see a picture of that...

Here you go, a video!
https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/viewtopic.php?id=226812

 

[FlockMama]

When your chickens are really hot due to a heat wave and you hold there water bowl to there roost at bedtime...They all give me the "thaaaanks" look!

Also when you go to work and all you can think about it what your chickens are doing

When you get home the first thing you do is say hi to your ladies and make sure everyone is okay! (Chickens give the scream of delight)

When you walk out the front door and you say hi girls and they all come running full speed almost tripping over one another.....

When you like the scratch as much as your chickens do

Best one of all is when byc has become just about the only website I visit!

 

[FalcoSparverius]

If, instead of showing pics of your relatives, you show guests pictures of your chickens. But showing them the real thing, in the real coop is much, much better. Who cares if you bore your guests to death?

Ask not why the chicken crossed the road, but why the road got in the way of the chicken.

 

[FalcoSparverius]

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That's great! Wish I had a mailman.

Also you may be a CCL if:

You showed off your chicks by putting them on the dashboard (all seven!) and driving through the busiest part of town.
You make a point of hugging and kissing each hen, every day!

 

[marytoast]

when the check out girl at the grocery store asks what is ACV and what do you do with it . You say " I worm my chickens with it." (happened today)