You might be a crazy chicken lady/gent if...Go on, post yours!

[Camelot Farms]

You might qualify for this category if DH hushes you up as you walk to the barn so that the chickens and ducks dont hear your voice and come flocking for food and he can spend 5 minutes with you without a bird in between you.

 

[Hatrick]

If you were seriously considering calling 9-11 because you couldn't find your hens and were convinced that they had been STOLEN. That was until I found them UP in the tree like a bunch of hawks watching me scramble around the yard looking for them.
Oh and singing songs to them but replacing certain words with "chicken" instead.

 

[GrannySue]

Crazy poultry lady here;
-I talk to my girls and ask them questions and I don't even use baby talk!
-I tell someone they can't have the leftover salad because it's for the birds.
-I stock up on frozen peas for the ducklings.
-I keep 2 incubators in my back room even though I know I won't set a hatch until spring. (or will I?)
-I find my ducks and chickens better company than most people.
-I know that BYCers find none of the above strange at all!

 

[HenPen]

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I could not view the link without a login and password,I don't mind sharing the info if it is going to be available to the public without them needing and account to access it.......just let me know what you need me to do.

 

[aurora]

My dh and myself have got it bad. This weekend, he was working outside when I heard him say, "well come on!" wondering who he was talking to I looked out and saw him walking toward the feed shed. with a very hopeful looking, cochin roo lumbering along behind him, and I couldn't help but think, "Isn't he adorable" and I meant the roo.

 

[mommyof5]

You dismantle the winter wood pile while dh is out of town just so your feathery babies can have some termites.

 

[FluffyColor]

...You might be a crazy chicken lady if you and your mom walk up to the Whole Foods checkout counter and the cashier says,"So it is the chicken girl and her mother.How about some of our free range fertilized eggs?'"Sure,"you say,taking the eggs.Ay home,you grab three of the eggs and put them in your homemade bator.20 days later.you slink under your bed (where you are keeping your incubator so Mom and Dad won't notice,)look through the window,and scream like a lunatic!You've got a PIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You throw some scratch though the pip hole to reward the chick......

 

[beckychick]

If your myspace pic is a picture of your rooster.

 

[Holly O]

You'll pay more to go to court to keep your chickens than it cost to purchase them and built the coop.

 

[FluffyColor]

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Officer Bupkin is challenging you,I heard.