You might be a crazy chicken lady/gent if...Go on, post yours!

[stephys_fluffybutts]

hahaha

Neato! I am getting a phone. so that could be neat if I could do that

Me... Well I buy them stuffed animals, blankets and toys. Some people will come up to me and ask what I need. I luagh and say I am buying something for my chickens

harhar see the stairs they give me... priceless. Sometimes I do it on purpose just to see what happens

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I did that to!!! Mine is my silkie roo as he was just learning to crow, so it is more like a scream than a crow. People look at me like WTH

when it rings.

I went to the coop with cell phone in hand and recorded over and over (he was shy) till I got one I could use.

 

[koifarm]

If you wonder about the hens getting mad at you for taking their eggs from the nest.......so you leave them there......till after dark and take them then figuring the hens are asleep and won't see you......

 

[cackle]

You build your chickens a new coop on the other side of the yard and wait 2 weeks to let them out to free range then they go back to the old coop about 400 feet away. So what do you do? Go out with a flashlight and carry grown hens 4 at a time on the back of a 4 wheeler hanging onto your husbands shirt (who has 1 chicken in his arms) to the new coop.

Oh BTW the chickens are on lockdown. We will wait a few weeks before trying again.

 

[chickenguysmom]

You might be a CCL ........ if you post to this topic now because you are only on page 10 of 53 and you really need to go to bed but you want to be able to find the post again in the morning and you know that if you post it will be in "your posts". LOL

 

[The Zoo]

When the first thing your grandfather asks when you call him is 'how are the chickens?'

 

[card5640]

Your neighbor sees the light on in the coop at 12:15 am and yells over "is everything okay?" you invite her over and shine the flash light on the footpath so she can watch the chicks hatch under the broody hen, you stay there till 2:15 am each of you wearing your flannel night dress sitting on a milk crate.

 

[momma's chickens]

card5640, I wish I had neighbors like that!

You know you are a crazy chicken lady if your sister calls for advice and right before she goes into her problem, she asks what you are doing. You reply you are bathing a chicken in the kitchen sink, to which you get DEAD silence and then she says "I don't want advice from somebody who bathes their chicken in the sink" and hangs up.

We were getting ready for the fair!

 

[card5640]

I do have good neighbors, I live on a 100x100 foot lot and all the neighbors love the chickens and allow them to free range and never complain, I have 16, despite the towns rule of 2, even the town managers daughter helped paint the coop, we call the hens the neighborhood chicks. I do keep everyone well supplied in eggs...that helps.

 

[djackjr]

How about when your wife is standing over your shoulder and reading these and says are they related to you???

 

[stephys_fluffybutts]

When you play Green spot... You have a special plot in the (fake) garden for a chicken yard and a chicken coop...
Buy (fake) gummy worms for the fake chickens to eat

Everytime someone calls the first thing they ask about is the chickens.
I carry baby pictures in my purse. correction......Of my chickens as babies.