You might be a crazy chicken lady/gent if...Go on, post yours!

[BellaLulaFarm]

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So good to know I'm normal.

If....you have baby chick anxiety dreams every night for a week, especially the night you turned off the light for the first time and you dreamed that they peeped themselves all to death, requiring you to get out of bed multiple times to go check on them.

 

[BellaLulaFarm]

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Did you find them??? I've been thinking of looking....

 

[BellaLulaFarm]

....when you are out at 6 am in a snowstorm in your fuzzy pink bathrobe chasing a chicken who has stayed out all night...shame we don't have neighbors to see....

(and my DH wants to make sure that I properly recognize the DH for catching said hen--thank you, I was cold!)

 

[PeggySue]

You have to put an extra scoop of ice cream in your bowl, otherwise the chickens get it all when they get in your lap and help themselves. And you don't mind them eating out of your bowl as long as they wipe their beaks on your shirt first.

 

[prov31gal]

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um.................................eww

 

[PeggySue]

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um.................................eww

Oh crap. I forget humor doesn't always translate in cyberspace. They eat after I am done.

 

[jossanne]

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HAHAHAHA

 

[geebs]

If you moved your kid out of the house and use her empty room to hatch and brood chicks...

 

[PoultryPedia]

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[Spinster_Sister]

You might be a crazy chicken lady/gent if........

While alone shopping and in your own world, you are speaking chicken (vocalizing) out loud without a care about the odd looks you get.