You might be a crazy chicken lady/gent if...Go on, post yours!

[Rennie]

...When you spend all day thinking of how to make them happier ...and if your doing enough for them,

...When you think your not getting eggs because they dont like you and they think you dont deserve them lol

...When all you really want in life is a chicken to go broody

 

[columbiacritter]

If you have a file drawer in your office converted to a brooder because you have your chicks shipped to work instead of home.

If one of your coworkers catches a rooster in the parking lot and brings it to you because he figures it was yours.

If you ever get called out of the meeting to deal with the injured duckling one of your warehouse people finds in a storage yard.

If you've ever gotten to an important meeting and realize not only do you still have your barn coat on but you have eggs in every pocket.

 

[gryeyes]

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....and there's chicken poo on your shoes.

If you've put a photo of your rooster on the DISPLAY screen of your fancy-schmanzie, personalizable telephone at work.

If your office computer "desktop" image is the full-sized version of your BYC avatar.

If you ask for June 28th off because that's the day AFTER your very first broody's clutch is supposed to hatch.... AND your boss grants the request!

 

[missychicky]

You KNOW your a crazy chicken girl...

When your chickens peck your feet and perp at you untill you pick them up and when you do they snuggle down and go purrpurrpurr...
When you have trained you chickens to hop up on your shoulder and then have long conversations with them...
When your parents have to drag you out of the coop at 10:00 at night because you have spent an hour tucking them in and you need to take a shower...
If you spend more time in the coop than in the house or outside...
When almost every dream you have includes chickens somehow...
When you take a chicken with you every time you go down the road to get the mail...
When you can tell which chicken layed an egg by recognising their unique call...
You have to wash your self 3+ times a day to get the mud from being in the coop off...
When a comercial asks a question and you emmediatly answer "chicken!"...
Your constantly thinking about what kind of rooster you want to get...
When you can't bear the thought of eating chickens because they're so lovable and cute!

when the world DOES revolve around chickens!

 

[palochknldy]

If you make the front page of the daily newspaper announcing that you are the first person in your town to have chickens.

If you started an egg laying pool to see when the first egg with be layed and winner takes all.

 

[Morgan7782]

when you warn your friends you will be a TOTAL hermit when you get new chooks. Not leaving the house for ANY reason, be warned lol.

when you TALK to your chickens (more likely to occure if you talk to your plants as well

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when your room smells, and tends to occasionally look, like a barn while brooding new chooks. This may or may not include shavings on the ground.

 

[ebonyann]

When you have so many chicks in the house, that it looks like you haven't vacuumed for about a year, when you actually vacuumed this morning

 

[NarleevilleClucks]

You have pictures of your chickens in your white collar office...my co-workers think I'm crazzy...I live in Baltimore! lol!

 

[Tam'ra of Rainbow Vortex]

Your co-workers come to you with 'farming' questions. So do the folks in your once weekly class at the Y whom you thought you hadn't mentioned your 'farm' to.

And your boss asks you to order extra chickens next time so he can get some too! (just yesterday he picked up his chicks- 2 buff orps, 2 GLW, 2 Silver laced polish)
And when he announces he got chickens this weekend all your coworkers look at you as if you are responsible (beware... the insanity is SPREADING!)

 

[artsyrobin]

And when its hot you put a fan in the coop blowing on the next boxes so the girls won't be so hot!