You might be a crazy chicken lady/gent if...Go on, post yours!

When you here a clucking from the other side of the garden and you know it means only one thing ..First egg
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And when you sister thinks your mad when you stop what your doing to go and check ..

When you kiss an egg
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..when you drive down a quiet roadway where you KNOW there are free range chickens, and you pull over and stop to watch them.

...when you save bits of apples from your lunch to toss to the free ranging chickens on those streets.

...when you roll down the window of your car and gently chide the free ranging hen with 13 chicks that she better keep them out of the road.

....when you try to identify every breed of chicken you see in other peoples' yards.

....when you tell passengers what those breed are, like they'd care to know.

...when you begin considering you just might walk up to someone's door to knock and ASK what breeds of chickens those are, and where they got them.
 
...your serama comes to work with you at a computer shop.
... your rooster behaves better on a leash and harness at the dog park then most dogs.
...you dye your silkies with kool-aid and food coloring
...you drive thru at burger king with a white silkie sleeping in your lap and the lady at the window says "Aww, what a cute poodle" and you reply with "Wanna pet her wings?" (Phew that was a long one)

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...when you sit in your coop to feel better after a stressful day.

...when you look in people's backyards as you drive by to see if they have chickens & what their coop looks like.

...when you shop at a thrift store & no matter what you find, you think, "Let's see...how could I use that in the coop?"

...when you have what I call "Chicken on the Brain" all day!
 
when you drive 5+ hours and cross the Canada USA border just to go to Chickenstock
 
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I could barely read the next post because I was laughing so hard I was crying!

When my family thinks it is crazy that I spent $1500 building a hen house, to house 5 hens, I will direct them to this thread
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