You might be a crazy chicken lady/gent if...Go on, post yours!

[Buff Hooligans]

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That's so funny!

 

[HorseFeathers]

... if you are on this forum (LOL)
... if you spent several months trying to change the law so you can have chickens
... if you force your parents to drive you up to some far-off town every month just so you can attend the 4-H poultry club meeting

(Done all of those...)

 

[FluffyColor]

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My dad is MAKING me do the 4-h club before we can get chickens...*sigh*

 

[darkmatter]

You might be a crazy old coot with chickens when:
1.Your co-workers who always made fun of your garden and chickens are now asking how to do it in these economic times.
2. You discuss the details of butchering a chicken by the lobotomy method in front of a crowd in shock and awe, but can't turn away.
3. You finally find other Curmudgeons to talk with on a chicken forum.
4. Friends and Neighbors call you for your "special" eggs.
5. You hope the P.E.T.A. people don't find out what you do with trapped chicken predators.

 

[The Zoo]

when everyone you know sends you links to newspaper and journal articles that talk about chickens - and you've already read them.

when one of your mothers friends (who you've never met) flies all the way across country to see her grand-daughter and one of the highlights of the visit is coming to your house so the grand-daughter can collect an egg and meet the chickens.

 

[artsyrobin]

when you jump up at 3 a.m. with a thunderstorm, and the first thing you do is run out and make sure the flock is dry and not scared! yep, that was this morning

 

[beachchick]

If...

Your family has asked you for years to put your hearing aids in so they could stop repeating everything...

And....

You finally put them in so you can hear the "egg song" from inside the house!

 

[Brook]

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Priceless!!!

 

[ODS-n-ENS FARM]

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[Ladyhawke1]

…you know you are a CCL when the “girls” start screaming right at the back door and you know that they know something that you don’t know. So …..you run out the door beating on your chest doing the Tarzan yell…………………..and sure enough….you scare a hawk out of a tree right over your head.